epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(Source: samuraimofo, via lindsaylohoean)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via hotboyproblems)

sethun:

you don’t know what you have

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until it’s gone

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(Source: kjaku, via lindsaylohoean)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via telapathetic)

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(via lindsaylohoean)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(Source: babyknope, via hotboyproblems)

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(Source: condom, via telapathetic)